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Razer CES 2026 AI Companion - It's Not A Meme, It's Real

Razer CES 2026 AI Companion - It's Not A Meme, It's Real
Razer really looked at the state of modern AI assistants and said "you know what gamers need? Anime waifus and digital boyfriends." Because nothing screams 'professional gaming peripheral company' like offering you a choice between a glowing logo orb (AVA), a catgirl with a gun (KIRA), a brooding dude who looks like he's about to drop a sick mixtape (ZANE), an esports prodigy teenager (FAKER), and what appears to be a K-drama protagonist (SAO). The product descriptions are chef's kiss too. KIRA is "the loveliest gaming partner that's supportive, sharp, and always ready to level up with you" – because your RGB keyboard wasn't parasocial enough already. And FAKER lets you "take guidance from the GOAT to create your very own esports legacy" which is hilarious considering the real Faker probably just wants you to ward properly. We've gone from Clippy asking if you need help with that letter to choosing between digital companions like we're in a Black Mirror episode directed by a gaming peripheral marketing team. The future of AI is apparently less Skynet and more "which anime character do you want judging your 0/10 KDA?"

Abbreviation Didn't Change But Its Meaning Did

Abbreviation Didn't Change But Its Meaning Did
CES used to mean showing off the latest gadgets for regular folks. Now it's just a parade of AI-powered enterprise solutions, B2B SaaS platforms, and "synergistic blockchain ecosystems" that nobody asked for. The glasses coming off is the perfect metaphor—you're seeing clearly now that the cool consumer tech you were excited about has been replaced by corporate buzzword bingo. Remember when tech shows had actual products you could buy? Yeah, those were the days.