Jensen announces his resignation, and naturally, the entire GPU-starved AI community breaks down crying like the Doge meme. But wait—plot twist! November 19th rolls around and there he is, leather jacket on, PS5 controller in hand, ready to grind GTA VI. The joke here is that Jensen supposedly resigned just to have time to play GTA VI on launch day. Because when you're the CEO of a trillion-dollar company powering the entire AI revolution, sometimes you just need to prioritize stealing virtual cars over shipping H100s. The man's got his priorities straight—who needs to revolutionize computing when you can finally experience the next-gen graphics your own GPUs are rendering? Also, the subtle savagery of showing a PS5 copy when Nvidia literally makes the GPUs that would run this game at 4K 240fps on PC is *chef's kiss*.