Carrier-pigeon Memes

Someone's got a ping of 2.6 BILLION milliseconds. For context, that's roughly 744 hours—or 31 days—of latency. At that point, you're not playing online multiplayer, you're sending smoke signals to the server. The best part? Someone in the comments did the math and pointed out it'd literally be faster to train a carrier pigeon to deliver your inputs. RFC 1149 (IP over Avian Carriers) was supposed to be a joke, but here we are, seriously considering it as a viable alternative. Somewhere, a dial-up modem is wheezing in sympathy.