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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Capcom Memes

Posts tagged with Capcom

This Is Actually Wild

Gamedev Programming Debugging
8 months ago 301.4K views 0 shares
This Is Actually Wild
So someone discovered that Monster Hunter Wilds was doing aggressive DLC ownership checks that tanked performance. A modder tricked the game into thinking they owned all DLC and boom—instant FPS boost. The unintentional part? Capcom wasn't trying to punish pirates or non-buyers. They just wrote such inefficient code that checking your DLC status every frame became a performance bottleneck. The punchline writes itself: Capcom's management seeing this bug report and realizing they can now market DLC as a "performance enhancement feature." Why optimize your game engine when you can monetize the fix? It's like charging people to remove the memory leak you accidentally shipped. That Homelander smile at the end perfectly captures corporate executives discovering they can turn their own incompetence into a revenue stream. Chef's kiss.

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Because of course you should have been compiling TestFixedFinalVersion4.c

Because of course you should have been compiling TestFixedFinalVersion4.c

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151.7K views 5 years ago
When Your Code Crashes Into The Wild West

When Your Code Crashes Into The Wild West

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