C++ standards Memes

The serene family gazing at the future of C++ stands on a foundation built with the blood, sweat, and tears of developers maintaining ancient C++98 codebases. Nothing says "software engineering career" like spending your days fighting with 25-year-old pointer arithmetic and manual memory management while dreaming of smart pointers and auto type deduction. Those legacy maintainers are literally drowning in a sea of undefined behavior while management cheerfully talks about "eventual migration plans." The contrast is brutal - modern C++ developers get to enjoy lambda functions and move semantics while the legacy warriors are still debugging segfaults from the Clinton administration.