Business priorities Memes

The eternal battle between software engineering principles and business reality in one brutal image. Top panel: our lone hero preaching the gospel of clean architecture—"Plan long term, develop reusable code, scenarios are coming." Bottom panel: the harsh truth bomb—"Nobody cares. Just ship it quick and don't break anything." This is basically every sprint planning meeting ever. You start with grand visions of beautiful, maintainable code that will stand the test of time... and end with "yeah whatever, the CEO needs this by Friday so just make it work." The technical debt collectors will be knocking on your door soon enough!