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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Build-script Memes

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Works On My Machine

Git Programming Debugging Devops C++
8 months ago 380.0K views 0 shares
Works On My Machine
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this commit message! Our dear developer just casually dropped "I'M SO STUPID" as their commit message after realizing they hardcoded their entire local file path like it's 1999. Behold the crime scene: they went from /.../ to a nice, clean relative path ./out/build/x64-release . You know, like someone who understands that OTHER PEOPLE exist and might want to run this code on their machines too! The classic "Works On My Machine" energy is absolutely RADIATING from this commit. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like confidently pushing code that only works in your specific environment, then having to do the walk of shame 4 hours later with a self-deprecating commit message. We've all been there, bestie. We've ALL been there.

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