Browsing-habits Memes

Posts tagged with Browsing-habits

Chad Programmers

Chad Programmers
Normal people just click on YouTube videos like trusting souls, blissfully unaware of the recommendation algorithm learning their deepest desires. Meanwhile, programmers are out here treating every click like a database transaction that needs to be isolated from their main browsing session. The paranoia is real—one misclick and suddenly YouTube thinks you're into 10-hour lo-fi coding streams or "Learn React in 30 seconds" shorts for the next six months. The incognito mode strategy is peak developer behavior: treating your watch history like production data that needs proper access control. Can't let that algorithm build a profile when you're just trying to watch one questionable tutorial without committing to a lifetime of similar content. It's basically the digital equivalent of wearing a disguise to the store.

Linux Users Rose By 22.4% On That Site (I Guess This Is A Tradition Now)

Linux Users Rose By 22.4% On That Site (I Guess This Is A Tradition Now)
So Linux desktop traffic jumped 22.4% in 2025, and we all know exactly which "site" we're talking about here. You know, the one with the orange and black logo that rhymes with "corn tub." The joke is that every year, Linux users supposedly flock to adult entertainment sites in disproportionate numbers, creating this recurring meme where Linux gains massive percentage increases on *that* platform specifically. It's become an annual tradition to roast the Linux community for this statistical... anomaly. Meanwhile, Chrome OS is bleeding users (-7.1%) because apparently even Chromebook owners have standards. Windows barely budged, Mac stayed flat, but Linux? Linux users are out here single-handedly keeping the internet interesting with their 22.4% surge. The real question: are Linux users just more honest about their browsing habits, or is configuring Arch so exhausting that they need extra... relaxation time? Either way, 2025 is the year of the Linux desktop. Just not in the way Linus Torvalds imagined.