Breakup-recovery Memes

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this betrayal! Our protagonist starts off living their best life with a significant other, looking all cozy and domestic. Then BOOM—relationship ends, heartbreak ensues, tears are shed. But wait! Plot twist of the century: instead of rebounding with another human being like a normal person, they find TRUE LOVE in the form of a gloriously RGB-lit gaming PC with more rainbow colors than Pride month itself. The final panel shows them absolutely RADIANT, clutching that graphics card like it's the engagement ring they never got. Because let's be real, a gaming rig will never leave you, never argue about what to watch on Netflix, and will always be there to run Cyberpunk 2077 at max settings. The title "These Are Straight Times" is *chef's kiss* ironic considering that PC is literally glowing with every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the most committed relationship you'll ever have is with your hardware, and honestly? Valid.