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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Posts tagged with Bogosort

The Parallel Universe Where Bogosort Is Actually Useful

Algorithms Math Programming Debugging
22 days ago 119.7K views 0 shares
The Parallel Universe Where Bogosort Is Actually Useful
Somewhere in a parallel universe, bogosort finishes in O(1) time, git merge has no conflicts, and printers just work. Meanwhile, in our reality, we're still waiting for that one-in-a-googol chance where our randomly shuffled array accidentally ends up sorted. The cosmic joke is that even quantum computers would give up before bogosort succeeds. Such is life in the worst timeline.

Quantum Bogosort: The Ultimate "Works In One Universe" Solution

Algorithms Math Physics Programming
1 month ago 85.4K views 0 shares
Quantum Bogosort: The Ultimate "Works In One Universe" Solution
The infamous Quantum Bogosort—where computational efficiency meets existential dread! This algorithm's genius lies in its ruthless simplicity: randomly shuffle your data, check if it's sorted, and if not... destroy the entire universe . Thanks to the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, there will always be one lucky parallel universe where the sort succeeded on the first try, achieving that sweet O(n) time complexity. The rest of us? Completely obliterated for the sake of efficient data sorting. It's basically the computational equivalent of "this code works on my machine" taken to its logical, universe-ending conclusion. Schrödinger's cat, but for your array indexes.

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