Bandwagon Memes

OpenAI drops a new model and suddenly every developer on LinkedIn thinks they're working at CERN. The blackhole simulation became the "hello world" of showing off GPU capabilities, and now your feed is drowning in event horizons rendered by people who couldn't tell you what a Schwarzschild radius is if their life depended on it. It's the tech equivalent of when everyone suddenly became a sourdough expert in 2020. Except instead of bread, it's computationally expensive physics simulations that absolutely nobody asked for. Your M1 MacBook is crying in the corner while rendering its 47th accretion disk this week.