Auth Memes

Classic case of "let's solve the problem by creating another problem." You've got 14 competing auth tools causing chaos, so naturally the galaxy-brain solution is to build a 15th one that'll somehow unite them all. Spoiler alert: it won't. Every senior dev has lived through this nightmare. Some architect gets promoted, reads one Medium article about "unified authentication layers," and suddenly you're spending six months building Yet Another Auth Tool™ that'll be abandoned halfway through when they pivot to microservices or whatever's trending on HackerNews that quarter. Meanwhile, the 14 existing tools continue doing their thing, your new "universal" solution gets adopted by exactly one team (yours, begrudgingly), and the cycle continues. But hey, at least someone got their promotion out of it.