Assertions Memes

When you're absolutely DEMOLISHING your codebase with assert(true) statements like some kind of deranged testing deity, only for Claude to walk in and question your entire existence. The kid's just sitting there, hammer in hand, gleefully spamming the most useless assertion known to humankind – because nothing says "quality assurance" like asserting that true equals true approximately 47 times. The parent's horror is palpable, the confusion is real, and honestly? The kid's response is chef's kiss. "Is this some sort of trick question?" No sweetie, it's just your descent into madness disguised as unit testing. Those assert(true) statements will ALWAYS pass, making them about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But hey, at least your code coverage metrics look fantastic! 📈