Animations Memes

Someone's begging the AI overlords to please, for the love of all that is holy, stop slapping animate-pulse on literally everything. Every AI-generated landing page, every ChatGPT wrapper, every "revolutionary" SaaS tool—they all have that hypnotic pulsating animation like it's 2023's version of the <blink> tag. The plea is directed at Dario (likely Dario Amodei, CEO of Anthropic) with the desperate hope that before AGI achieves consciousness and starts making decisions for us, it could at least learn some restraint with CSS animations. Because if AGI inherits our current web design trends, humanity's last moments will be spent staring at pulsating skeleton loaders and "AI-powered" buttons that throb like they're having a panic attack. Fun fact: Tailwind's animate-pulse utility has single-handedly made more things pulse than a rave in the 90s. It's the digital equivalent of adding flames to a car—it doesn't make it faster, but boy does it look like it's trying.