Air-gap Memes

Someone just solved the entire secrets management industry with a sticky note, a webcam, and OCR. While everyone's busy setting up HashiCorp Vault clusters and AWS Secrets Manager with rotation policies, this genius is literally reading passwords off their desk through a camera feed and keeping them in RAM only. Zero persistence, maximum jank. The "air gap" here is the physical space between the sticky note and the computer. Technically more secure than committing your .env to GitHub, which is the bar we're working with these days. The OCR script probably fails half the time because of handwriting recognition, but hey, that's just built-in rate limiting. Fun fact: This is unironically more secure than what half of production environments are running. At least there's no plaintext in the git history.