Ai-triage Memes

Bug bounty programs have evolved from "please submit your critical RCE with a 50-page PoC" to "sorry, our AI already found that XSS you spent three days chaining together." The top panel shows a stressed researcher drowning in CVE IDs, platform names, and actual exploit code—you know, real work. The bottom panel? Some guy types alert('XSS') and walks away with $10k. The kicker is the "I ❤️ AI TRIAGE" hat guy casually rejecting sophisticated exploits as duplicates while handing out P1 Critical ratings to basic reflected XSS like it's candy. Meanwhile, the actual security researcher who found SSRF, RCE, and probably three zero-days gets an "informative only" tag and a pat on the back. Welcome to modern bug bounties: where the payouts are made up and your multi-stage exploit doesn't matter.