Ai-scapegoat Memes

This flowchart is basically every developer's internal monologue when production breaks. The logic is flawless: if it works, don't touch it. If it doesn't work but you didn't touch it, clearly you're an idiot for even being near it. The real genius move is the "CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE ELSE" decision node—which, given the title "Blame AI," has found its newest scapegoat. In 2024, AI has officially joined the ranks of "the intern," "legacy code," and "it worked on my machine" as the ultimate excuse for bugs. Why debug when you can just say "ChatGPT generated this function" and watch everyone nod sympathetically? The flowchart's path to "NO PROBLEMS" through hiding it or blaming others is disturbingly accurate. If nobody knows it's broken, is it really broken? Schrödinger's bug, if you will. The "WILL YOU GET INTO TROUBLE?" branch leading to "PASS THE BUCK" is corporate survival 101. Junior devs take notes: this is the real algorithm they don't teach you in CS class.