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Star Trek security protocols are basically just someone shouting their password across the bridge and hoping nobody's listening. "Authorization: 5-1-alpha-6" is the equivalent of broadcasting your private key in plaintext over an unsecured channel. In the real world, that's how you get your antimatter manifold hijacked by some script kiddie on Risa. The real kicker? She literally derived a public key from a private key IN HER HEAD and announced it to everyone within earshot. That's not how asymmetric encryption works, Captain. You don't just mentally compute cryptographic operations and broadcast them like you're ordering Earl Grey. At least hope it's AES-128 and not ROT13 with extra steps. Future technology: can travel faster than light. Also future technology: still using verbal passwords like it's 1995.