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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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See Mongo DB: Speed At What Cost?

Databases Programming Backend Devops
8 months ago 491.0K views 0 shares
See Mongo DB: Speed At What Cost?
Homer Simpson proudly showing off his bare chest to announce a "NEW REVOLUTIONARY 10X FASTER DATABASE!" while boasting it "DOESN'T WRITE TO DISK, NO ACID" is basically MongoDB in a nutshell. Just like Homer's brilliant ideas, MongoDB sacrificed ACID compliance (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, Durability) for speed, making it the perfect choice for developers who think data integrity is just a suggestion. Sure, your queries will fly—right until your server crashes and your precious data vanishes into the void. It's the database equivalent of removing your car's brakes to make it go faster. Revolutionary indeed!

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