90s computer Memes

Remember when "NEVER OBSOLETE" was the biggest lie in tech marketing? This ancient relic from the early 2000s promised eternal relevance with its blazing 64MB RAM and mind-blowing 40X CD-ROM drive. Now it can barely run a Chrome tab, let alone Cyberpunk at 4K. That 667MHz processor would melt trying to render Keanu's first pixel. The irony of asking about Cyberpunk FPS on this fossil is like asking how many horsepower your horse has compared to a Tesla. Spoiler alert: the answer is somewhere between "absolutely none" and "it will catch fire trying."