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Content How many GUID combinations are there? Generating GUID Trivia: "There are 122 random bits (128 - 2 for variant - 4 for version) so this calculates to 2122 or 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 possible combinations. at 12:05 Reactions: funny (7) interesting (2) cool (3) useful (1) boring (0) 40 comments: Anonymous said... What if I have 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,001 users? :) 30508 02:22 said... then you define a user as being part of a domain with a domain guid. giving you 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 possible combinations. call me when you need more. 30508 09:45 Anonymous said... Okay, so what if I have 2,826,955,303,645,414,927,333,276,001,188,692,696,468,451,474,628,8 13,149,792,953,796,000,000,000,001 users? 13808 05:12 said... Then your users must be bacteria and should therefore switch to linux. 13808 09:33

Content UHetBesteNaam A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be a programmer," said the balloonist. 'I am" replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technicallv correct. but I have no idea what to make of vour information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The woman below responded, "You must be a manager." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow "it's my fault."

Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).

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