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Content I DONT CARE ABOUT RUST IM A FUCKING WER DEV AND IT HAS NO JOBS STOP RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT YOUTUBE SAME ABOUT VIM

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Unix is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are. 3:52 PM 28 Jul 18 Ili View Tweet activity 148 Retweets 484 Likes 17

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Content Generic Name EDUCATION Blue Mountain State, Undergrad September 2018 - May 2022 Graduated with a GPA of 2.33 Minored in Artificial Intelligence with C- grade President of Anime Club PROJECTS Calculator App Supports addition and subtraction and multiplication sometimes. 8000 lines of Java code Built a user friendly interface with command prompt Deployed on AWS 70 code coverage Snoop Dapp Cross platform mobile application built with Ionic Sends a notification at 4:20 am to all users Notifications managed with AWS SQS service Extracts users personal info if notification not acknowledged Stores user information in AWS S3 storage TodoBlock Todo list app constructed on the AWS managed blockchain The decentralized architecture publicly shames the user into finishing their tasks Increased productivity of users by 67 1 111111111 genericnamegmail.com https:github.comGeneric SKILLS Mastered version control with file names Worked extensively with Turing machines ACHIEVEMENTS 13 tshirts from various Hackathons and boot camps

The ULTIMATE stereotype of the tech evangelist who simply CANNOT STOP broadcasting their life choices! Linux users are the tech world's equivalent of that friend who discovers kale for the first time and suddenly it's their entire personality. They'll corner you at parties to explain how they compiled their own kernel while doing one-handed pushups and sipping homemade kombucha. The punchline is DEVASTATING because we all know that person who turned their Raspberry Pi into a glorified paperweight just so they could mention it in casual conversation. The silence after they leave the room is DEAFENING!

Dad jokes have evolved to their final form—technically accurate dad jokes! While normal parents might ramble about water vapor, this enlightened father cuts straight to the infrastructure truth. The cloud isn't magic; it's just someone else's Linux server farm humming away in a warehouse somewhere. The kid's innocent meteorological question gets derailed into a DevOps reality check that's both painfully accurate and hilariously nerdy. Next up: explaining that Bluetooth isn't actually a dental condition.