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The food chain of programming languages in one perfect image. HTML swimming around thinking it's a big predator like Python, Java, JavaScript, and PHP, when really it's just a school of tiny fish pretending to be a shark. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect in code form – the markup language with the least actual programming capability somehow convinced itself it belongs with the apex predators. Sure buddy, you keep "developing" those static pages while the real languages handle the heavy lifting.

Content 6 mins 0 v I respect Ruby, but I don't like it. I like Javascript, but I don't respect it. Like Comment Share and 4 others Ruby is the girl you should marry, because she's sweet and good to you, but she leaves a little to desire. Javascript is the girl who always answers your drunk texts. For better or for worse. Always. Unlike Reply 13 2 4 mins Wow, that's entirely accurate. Like Reply Just now (Obligatory edit: This in no way reflects my actual marriage.) Like Reply Just now

Content rLifeProTips usamh10 4h LPT If you're trying to learn a new language try watching children's shows dubbed in that language. Children's shows tend to go over things like shapes, colors, animals, etc. and can help you learn basic words and sentences. School College Learning removed 4.1k 116 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Y keepthetips 4h bigziggle 2h Idk any shows in java Reply 4 Vote I

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