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That moment when your code throws 47 NullPointerExceptions simultaneously and you question your entire career choice. The girl in the library isn't crying over a breakup—she's debugging Java. The silent breakdown, followed by the resigned "let's try again" is basically the official developer lifecycle. We don't call it Stockholm syndrome, we call it "enterprise development."

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Management: "Why didn't moving to the cloud fix everything?" Developer: "Let me redesign for cloud-native." Management: "No. Just containerize it." Developer: "You can't fix architectural problems by saying buzzwords." Management: "Kubernetes." The classic "throw tech at it" approach. Spoiler alert: slapping containers on a monolith is like putting racing stripes on a shopping cart. Still a shopping cart, just more expensive and now someone has to learn Docker.

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