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Content Them: The Al takeover is incoming. The Al: DOG

Content PRODUCT IDEA Sep 12, 2024 WORKING TURING MACHINE ONE DAV THIS CIT BUN DOOM

Content I SEE A CLASS I SEE ITS INTERFACES FRTUNE STELLING 9-85- A LOT OF INTERFACES JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF INTERFACES

Content Why isn't my code working? How is my code working?

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of this developer! 💅 When asked how they fixed that nasty bug, they just casually drop "Ostrich algorithm" - which is literally the programming equivalent of shoving your head in the sand and pretending the problem doesn't exist! It's the digital version of putting a piece of tape over your check engine light! The absolute DRAMA of admitting you didn't actually fix anything but just decided the bug was "too rare to care about" is sending me to another dimension. This is peak developer energy - why spend 10 hours fixing something when you can spend 10 seconds ignoring it? *hair flip*

Content When you copy a snippet from StackOverflow and it doesn't work Those bastards lied to me