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Content I'm the only one that understands the code, so I can't be replaced I'm the only one that understands the code, so I can't be replaced

Content Don't let ourself be fooled by this image This ain't no fucking tree..

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Content export interface Housinglocation K id:number, name: string, city:string, state:string, photo: string, availableUnits: number, wifi:booblean, laundry:boolean