When you forget why you are actually writing software

Someone's bootleg tech sticker collection is giving me serious eye twitches! That "JavaScript" logo with Java's coffee cup, PHP looking like it survived a blender accident, and don't get me started on that dollar-store version of Rust with its random green letter. The GitHub cat appears to have been replaced by a fox having an identity crisis, while VSCode's logo seems to have been drawn from memory after three energy drinks. And what's with that terrified blue gopher creature at the bottom? Is that supposed to be Go after it saw this abomination of logos? Whoever created this clearly learned design from the same tutorial that teaches people to center divs using 47 nested tables.

[text] So who are you Ijust told you You said youre not x.

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Content Hey, you're in IT Right? Fannily friend Me yes So l got this new printer.. Can you see why it wont turn on??

Rewrote the entire codebase but called it "minor changes" in the commit message? Absolute chad move. Nothing says "I fear no code review" like casually pushing 4000 lines of changes directly to main with that description. The person who has to review this PR is probably contemplating a career change right now. It's the programming equivalent of renovating an entire house and telling your spouse you "just moved a few things around."

Content I had a problem so I thought to use Java Now I have a ProblemFactory