When you actually read the documentation before starting

Content Build a world where your children are stronger than you ever were.

Content Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing Arrays start at Oh no It's retarded

Content UDP second packet sent UDP fifth packet sent UDP last packet sent but the first one is missing and where are the others?

Rookie developers making that sharp exit from actually learning to code straight into the "programming is sooooo hard" meme factory. Why debug your semicolon error when you can create a viral post about it instead? The classic beginner's dilemma: face the syntax error or farm internet points with a "my code won't compile" screenshot. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like complaining about programming before you've written a function that actually works.

Content SO YOU THINK VS CODE IS THE BEST EDITOR 1 do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

This Magic: The Gathering card parody perfectly skewers the JavaScript elitism paradox. JS devs looking down on C++ programmers from their "ivory towers" while conveniently ignoring that V8, SpiderMonkey, and every other JS engine is built with the very C++ they mock. It's like criticizing plumbers while living in a house with running water. The pseudo-Shakespearean quote at the bottom is the chef's kiss - a pretentious garnish on an already delicious serving of irony. The mana cost of "1" is perfect too - minimal effort required to maintain this level of cognitive dissonance!