When I tell people I code for a living

Content W3Schools Will you please listen? I'm not the messiah. HTML Programmers HE IS THE MESSIAH! ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content bass boosted ACAB lil morgy hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like " thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck 4:27 am 08 Aug 20 Twitter Web App 729 Retweets and comments 6,308 Likes

Content (5 Story Points? Hmmm, maybe it's only 3 Story Points? 50! It was 50 points!!!

The eternal CSS unit struggle claims another victim! Type "200px" for a nice, predictable border width... but hit "200em" and suddenly your eyebrows are consuming half the viewport. That's not responsive design, that's responsive disaster. The difference between "looks fine on my machine" and "summoning social services" is literally one character. And they wonder why frontend developers drink.

Content Adding another programming language to my resume after learning how to write Hello World in it. debo