When I tell people I code for a living

Content I'm a programmer itsmatharoo Make my website pls I have a bilion dollar idea Can you fix my printer Make my game Il pay you a whole pls, 15

The holy wars over brace styles (Allman vs K&R) have raged for decades, but this... this is something else entirely. The code has braces on separate lines, same lines, random indentation, and what appears to be a permutation algorithm that's been formatted by someone who's clearly given up on life. It's like watching someone code with their elbows while having an existential crisis. The inconsistent spacing and alignment is what happens when you've been debugging for 16 hours straight and your soul has left your body. Remember kids, code style might be subjective, but there's a special place in hell for whoever wrote this abomination. Your IDE's auto-formatter is your friend, not your enemy.

The classic developer delusion cycle. Start with a lightweight text editor thinking you'll be the next keyboard ninja. Three plugins later, you've turned your sleek editor into a resource-hogging circus that takes longer to start than a Monday morning standup. The transformation is complete when you're staring at the loading screen wondering why you didn't just install the bloated IDE you were avoiding in the first place.

Content Tech startups NPComplete Teens deep learning sinle problems solvalle Air conventional deal analysis

Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head. The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient . Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" 🤔

Content String brandNewVariable IntelliJ IDEA Is this a unused variable? ProgrammerHumor.