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Content Ah, great news, my brilliant son finally found employment... ore Hi Dad, I was hired as a PH developer...

OH MY RETINAS! The absolute TORTURE of switching between blinding white HTML and the sweet, dark embrace of your IDE at 3AM! It's like your eyes are being pulled into two different dimensions simultaneously! One half of your brain is screaming "TURN OFF THE SUN" while the other half is whispering "embrace the void." And there you are, trapped in developer purgatory, frantically reaching for sunglasses while coding with one eye closed like some deranged pirate. The struggle is so real that even this poor cat's face is literally split between light and dark mode!

When the interviewer asks about your Python skills and you're out here wrapping yourself in it like a snake charmer who's been coding since the Guido van Rossum era. The confidence is immaculate—literally wearing Python as a fashion statement. Pro tip: This level of comfort usually means you've either been bitten by indentation errors so many times you're immune, or you've just discovered list comprehensions and think you're invincible. Either way, the interviewer is probably wondering if you're about to import antigravity and float out of the room.

Content AL iS StUPiD First Learn the Theory then Argue LMAO After Learning Theory Al is Stupid YESSSS

Content Sorry we're looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience

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