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The comic perfectly illustrates how programming languages are judged by their age in the tech industry. Python (created in 1991) is 33 years old and gets an "aww, you're sweet" reaction, while Java (created in 1995) at 29 years old triggers immediate HR concerns. It's the same energy as a senior dev explaining why their legacy COBOL system is "mature" but your 5-year-old framework is "unstable." The tech world's double standard hits harder than a production outage on a Friday afternoon.

The classic over-engineered solution! Samsung's smart fridge exemplifies what happens when you let engineers solve problems without asking "but should we?" Instead of implementing a simple auto-close mechanism (you know, with actual physical components), they've created a complex network notification system requiring multiple protocols, an app, and probably your firstborn child's data permissions. For those unfamiliar, "ping" is a networking utility that tests connectivity between devices - so this fridge is literally sending network packets to tell you something a $2 spring could fix. It's the software equivalent of building an entire Rube Goldberg machine when a simple lever would do. Next up: Samsung's toaster that emails you when your bread is burning instead of just... not burning it.

Imagine trying to connect to a database with CSS, the language responsible for making buttons pretty and text centered. That's like trying to open a door with a banana peel. Tech recruiters are infamous for writing job descriptions that combine technologies with the coherence of a toddler playing tech buzzword bingo. "Must have 10 years experience in a framework released last month" is practically a recruiting tradition at this point. Next week they'll be looking for someone who can "deploy microservices using Microsoft Paint" or "debug kernel issues with HTML comments."

Content vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator