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The sweet, fleeting moment when you think you might actually complete a project on time... and then the product owner swoops in with their "small features" that are actually massive scope changes. That expression shift from "I'm about to accomplish something" to "my weekend is canceled" happens faster than a production server crashes after pushing untested code. Those "quick calls" are where dreams go to die. And somehow those "couple small features" always multiply like rabbits with a caffeine addiction.

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