We are all in this. Lol

Content When there's a task that can be done manually in 10 minutes but you find a way to automate it in 10 days I'm gonna do what's called a programmer move

Content Programming What's up? What do you do all day? Well done, very responsible during the pandemic. Pandemic?

Poor intern just discovered the eternal punishment that is documentation. That look of betrayal when you realize writing docs isn't a one-off task but a never-ending nightmare that will haunt your entire career. The innocence is gone. The rage is building. Welcome to software development, kid—where code is temporary but documentation is forever. And somehow always outdated anyway.

Forget "have you tried turning it off and on again" - tech support is just dating with more troubleshooting and less romance. Both involve hours of frustration, miscommunication, and ultimately walking away wondering why you bothered. At least with tech support, you can hang up without getting ghosted first.

Content Me: Do you use scrum? Almost every company: Well yes, but actually no

Content Mom: Why are you laughing? Me: 403 404 405