Version control in the ancient days before Git

HONEY, LISTEN TO ME! The banking industry is having a CRISIS of BIBLICAL proportions! First they're all like "Modern" and "Front" and "End" - cool buzzwords that make developers feel special. But then BOOM! Plot twist! She says "Modern Frontend" and he DARES to respond with "Java Servlet"?! 💀 It's like showing up to a Tesla convention with a steam engine! These billion-dollar banks are STILL running ancient Java servlets from the JURASSIC PERIOD while pretending they're all modern and cutting-edge! The AUDACITY! The DECEPTION! The absolutely prehistoric tech stack masquerading in designer clothes!

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First panel: Developer claims to hate Java with its strict typing and verbose syntax. Second panel: Python appears, with its friendly mascot offering dynamic typing and significant whitespace as alternatives. Third panel: Developer gets introduced to Python's syntax. Fourth panel: Developer now coding in Python: "Wow, I hate this SO MUCH MORE!" It's the classic programming language Stockholm syndrome. You start hating what you know, try something new, and suddenly your original captor doesn't seem so bad. "At least Java's curly braces never betrayed me with an invisible tab character."

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