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Twelve years and counting, and Linux installations remain the tech equivalent of playing Russian roulette with your sanity. Nothing quite matches the spiritual journey of watching a terminal spew 47 cryptic error messages because you dared to install a PDF reader. The dream of a seamless Linux installation continues to be just that—a dream. Meanwhile, dependency hell has become our permanent address and "it works on my machine" remains the most devastating lie in computing.

That smug little face says it all. You ask a simple yes/no question and instead of a clean true or false , they hit you with "I'll think about it" or some other useless string response. It's like asking someone if they want pizza and they respond with their entire life story. Boolean functions should return boolean values—it's literally in the name! But no, some developers just love to watch the world burn by returning strings like "maybe" or "undefined" when all you wanted was a straightforward answer. Then you're stuck with extra validation code because apparently if(isUserLoggedIn()) wasn't simple enough.

When everyone's like "Go is so simple!" and you're questioning your entire coding existence... Plot twist: it's not you, it's just Java developers fleeing their verbose nightmare! They're migrating faster than geese in winter. The grass is always greener where you don't need to type AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean just to print "hello world". 🏃‍♂️💨

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