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Oh, the mythical O(0) complexity! This is like claiming your code runs before you even write it. And O(2)? I guess that's twice as fast as O(1) and half as fast as O(4)? 🤦‍♂️ What we're seeing here is a beautiful map lookup with constant time complexity - that's O(1) for those keeping score at home. Meanwhile, our "complexity expert" is probably the same person who thinks adding more if-statements makes the code run faster because "the computer has more options to choose from." Next week: the same developer discovers the revolutionary O(-1) algorithm that finishes before it starts!

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Content Can I legally include a line break in my child's name? Asked today Modified today Viewed 2k times Ethics aside, is it legal (or even possible) to include a line break (newline) in my child's name? Preferably at the end of the child's first name, directly after the last letter. So instead of (for 14 example) the name "John Doe", the name would always be written out "John Doe". And then when the first name only is written out the line break would have to be included, such as "My child's first name is John and his last name is Doe". If this is legal, how would I go about making sure the line break is included on the name section of the birth certificate? name birth-certificate Share Edit Follow Flag asked 17 hours ago Paul Paul Omans Omar 257 5

You're just trying to make coffee before your first meeting when suddenly PostgreSQL barges into your kitchen like an elephant. Nothing says "Monday morning" quite like database evangelists finding you at your most vulnerable moment. Sure, I'd love to discuss your superior indexing capabilities and ACID compliance while I'm still trying to remember if I put on deodorant today.

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Ah, the mythical "50-60k lines of AI-generated Python code" beast in the wild! This person has created the software engineering equivalent of Frankenstein's monster and is now realizing that lightning strikes alone can't debug recursive dependency loops. The real comedy is that they've spent months in a "debugging ditch" but still think hiring a human developer is just about "tidying up." That's like saying you need a surgeon to "put a little bandaid" on your self-performed heart transplant. Any developer who takes this job is going to need hazmat gear to wade through 60,000 lines of hallucinated imports and nonsensical variable names. The cleanup bill might exceed the GDP of a small nation!