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Content Visual Basic for Applications It's even uglier up close

Content SOLIG THEPROBLEM ONYOUR OWN READING THE DOCS ASK THESENIOR CREATE STACKOVERFLOW POSTAND PASTE THE CODE CONTAINING SENSITIVE INFORMATION

Content Jr. developer: Why do we write comments? Sr. developer: Because comments helps others understand the code better Jr. Developer: Then why doesn't your code have comments? Sr. Developer: Listen here, you little shit

Content Where should i store all the prayers? Just use a txt file f open('prayer.txt') lines f.readline() for line in lines: print(line) I don't get it, it was like 78 Billion lines of text Use shuf, it's fantastic. Does the job in less than 1 minute.

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper programming progression year 0: I know nothing years 1-2: I know some things years 3-4: 1 don't know what I don't know years 4-4.5: I know everything years 4.5-10: I know nothing 4:31 pm 26 Feb 19 Twitter Web App v

Ah, the mythical regex hero. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen developers brag about everything from their keyboard shortcuts to their Docker optimization skills. But writing regex without Googling? That's like claiming you've memorized pi to 100 digits—technically possible but absolutely nobody believes you. The truth is, we all copy-paste regex from Stack Overflow, then spend the next hour trying to understand what the hell we just implemented. Even the most senior among us are just one character away from creating an accidental infinite loop that brings production to its knees. Next you'll tell me you can configure Nginx from memory too, you magnificent unicorn.