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The proper posture is just a myth after your 10th debugging session. That slumped, half-dead position isn't a choice—it's an evolutionary adaptation that occurs after staring at code for 8+ hours. Your spine naturally transforms into question mark shape, perfectly matching the confusion in your code. Ergonomic chairs? Please. We pay $1000 for chairs specifically designed to be sat in incorrectly. It's not laziness, it's just that our bodies instinctively know the optimal angle for spotting that missing semicolon is approximately "melting into furniture."

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