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Isn't it just wonderful how tech culture works? You can pull 80-hour weeks, sacrifice your social life, and earn that "Senior Distinguished Principal Architect" title with the compensation package to match... but push one tiny commit with a missing semicolon at 2 AM and that's your legacy forever. The industry has this magical ability to forget all your achievements but maintain a detailed historical record of that time you accidentally deployed to production instead of staging. Your Git blame is eternal, but your Git praise? Practically nonexistent. Next time someone asks why developers have impostor syndrome, just point them to this meme and walk away slowly.

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The C++ Committee hands out medals for printing "Hello, World!" while every other language stands on the podium looking dignified. Meanwhile, C++ guy is busy screaming, flipping everyone off, and spraying champagne like he just discovered fire. Nothing captures the spirit of modern programming quite like watching C++ celebrate basic functionality that other languages implemented without needing therapy afterward. The committee's slogan might as well be "We'll make string handling intuitive by 2053, we promise!" The real joke is all of us still writing C++ in 2023 while explaining to management that memory leaks are just "giving back to the operating system."

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