This Happened Twice In The Span Of Aa Week

Spent $200 on an NVMe SSD only to lose the one thing loading screens provided—forced breaks to check Twitter. The system boots so fast now that those precious "Did You Know" tips vanish before my eyes. My code compiles before I can even grab coffee. My games load before I can respond to texts. Progress has robbed me of my excuses for procrastination. The spinning wheel of death has been replaced by the crushing weight of productivity. What's next? CPUs that compile code before I even write it?

Content Side-project There we are, nearly done. Just a few more hours and this thing will be up and running... Let's try out that new framework. just for fun... Starting another Side-Project, are we Yeah... Well no actually, I've nearly finished the other one so I just wanted to test out this other thing Oh wait, just had an ideo... CommitStrip.com

Content Runs code computer:

Content Massive firings Layoffs

The holy war that never ends. One dev asks if you use camelCase or PascalCase, and the other responds with the only sane answer: following your team's coding conventions. The first guy is basically that colleague who will die on the hill of their personal style preferences while the rest of us just want the codebase to be consistent so we can go home at a reasonable hour.

Content Life of a programmer EVEN THE DESIGNERS THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW WHY THIS FUCKING THING WORKS. BUTSINCE THiS SHIT JUST WORKED, NO ONE QUESTIONED IT AND iT WAS MASS PRODUCED.