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The classic Greek myth gets a programming twist! While the goddesses offer power, gold, and beauty, Paris immediately abandons all reason when the fourth competitor shows up with the ultimate developer fantasy: bug-free code . Let's be honest - we'd all choose the magical rubber duck that promises error-free coding over any worldly treasure. The fact that it's a rubber duck (the universal debugging companion) makes this extra brilliant. Who needs Aphrodite when you can have code that works on the first try?

Ah, the classic cryptography trio! In security modeling, Alice and Bob are the standard characters who want to communicate securely, while Mallory is the malicious attacker intercepting their messages. But here, poor Mallory has been replaced by The Atlantic magazine—implying they're now the ones snooping on everyone's conversations and spreading them to the world. Journalists: the new man-in-the-middle attack! Ten years in cybersecurity and I still can't decide which is more dangerous.

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