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Ah, the beautiful delusion of Day 1. "I'll quickly get up and running..." they say, right before meeting the crimson wall of dependency hell. What they don't tell you in the interview is that your first two weeks will be spent wrestling with environment setup, missing packages, incompatible versions, and permission errors that make you question your career choices. The real coding challenge isn't algorithms—it's getting your development environment to stop screaming at you in angry red text. By the time you actually write your first line of production code, you'll have aged approximately 7 years.

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Ah yes, the mythical "full stack developer" – simultaneously playing the database cello, the frontend trumpet, the backend violin, and the DevOps drums while somehow keeping everything in perfect harmony. Just like Tom trying to do the impossible, you're expected to be a virtuoso at 17 different instruments while management wonders why you can't also conduct the orchestra and sell tickets at the door. This isn't development, it's a one-cat circus where your resume needs to list "juggling while on fire" as a required skill.

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Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper posture for working at your desk!" Programmers: *sprawls in chair like a melted ice cream cone on a hot sidewalk* The absolute AUDACITY of these ergonomics people thinking we have time for "proper posture" when we're in the 17th hour of debugging a semicolon that decided to go on vacation! My spine has been shaped by deadlines and caffeine into something paleontologists will study with fascination someday. The cat gets it. THE CAT GETS IT.