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Plot twist: the wanted poster is actually a mirror. The greatest bug creator in your codebase has been you all along. That moment when you spend hours debugging only to realize you're hunting yourself—the architect of your own digital misery. The duality of being both detective and criminal in your own murder mystery. Git blame: the ultimate self-own.

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The classic programmer's dilemma! When your university teacher announces they'll teach Python for OpenCV because "most students don't know it," but you're standing there with 8 years of experience facing two equally painful paths: either pretend you're learning everything from scratch (boring castle on the left) or flex your skills by showing off some absolutely demonic code that'll make your professor question their career choices (haunted lightning castle on the right). The fork in the road represents that moment of decision every experienced dev faces in intro classes - do I play it safe or do I unleash chaos? Spoiler alert: we always choose chaos.

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