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Ah, the four stages of revisiting your old code. First, shock and horror. Second, disbelief and confusion. Third, existential questioning of your life choices. And finally, that moment of clarity when you remember exactly what sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled nightmare led to that particular implementation. Nothing quite like that special feeling when you realize your past self left absolutely zero comments and variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the ever-helpful 'finalFinalREALLYfinal'. Your past self is always your future self's worst enemy.

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When your Rust compiler decides to turn your CPU into a space heater... that's peak memory safety! The irony is delicious - Rust promises memory safety but your system becomes completely unusable in the process. All cores maxed at 97°C while compiling, and the poor dev had to grab their phone to even take this screenshot because the machine was too busy contemplating the ownership model of every single variable. The final punchline? "It's safe when you can't use your computer" - technically correct, the best kind of correct!

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