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Ah yes, the sacred GitHub contribution chart—where quantity trumps quality. This person has 10,306 commits in a year, which is roughly 28 commits every single day . Either they're a coding superhuman or they've discovered the ancient art of git commit -m "fix typo" && git push automation. Recruiters see green squares and immediately think "coding genius" instead of "probable bot owner." The real skill here isn't programming—it's convincing people that updating README files 10,000 times is worth half a million dollars. And they say AI is coming for our jobs...

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal language war between Java and JavaScript has reached Hogwarts levels of drama! 🧙‍♀️ Java, that uptight prefect of programming languages, is ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED that you'd dare use lowercase "string" instead of the proper capitalized "String" class. Heaven forbid you make such a ghastly syntax error! The compiler would literally DIE. Meanwhile, JavaScript is over there like a chaotic first-year who couldn't care less about your rigid type conventions. "WTF is String?" it screams, while happily accepting strings, numbers, objects, or literal garbage as parameters because YOLO! The true tragedy? They share a name but have NOTHING in common. It's like naming your twin children "Identical" and "Nothing Alike" just to watch the world burn! 🔥

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