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Scrums Allegiance ScrmsAllegiance We recommend just using keyboard trackers to log team members' keystrokes per userstory (KPUs). This enables much more numeric predictions while simultaneously objectifying the people involved!

I feel like this could go here

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I feel like this could go here | loc-memes, rest-memes, http-memes, dart-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Xelamajestic 19d That's interesting what's the link? K Reply Neb' . 19d :dartling: It's not released yet. K 24 J SavvySillybug 19d So it's http:localhost?

Would a Python Lo-Fi girl cry?

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Content Romanian Lo-Fi Girl: Greek Lo-Fi Girl: Brazilian Lo-Fi Girl: Hungarian Lo-Fi Girl: C Lo-Fi Girl:

Panic

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Content WHEN SOMEONE CHECKS YOUR BRANCH: Please don't tell anyone how I live.

Testing be like

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Content 1 FOUND BUGS IN 2 HOURS. TESTATHON DEVELOPERS TESTER 1 BMEYUVELIRESI AMEMES WE ARE NEXT.. YOU FOUND 15.AND I FOUND 23.BUGS TESTER 2 LEAD

It’s a lie

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It’s a lie | documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content TERRY, ARE YOU READING A BOOk? ILATER HEY SAFELY ENDANGERED YEAH DUDE. IT'S CALLED "THE ART OF SEDUCTION' 1 read documentation

Branch prediction

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Content CPU: predicts wrong execution branch This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 nanoseconds

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