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Content Vishal VishalMalvi Coding is like writing step by step directions for how to drive somewhere but you also have to add contingency plans for things like what if there is traffic? or what if a UFO lands in the turn lane?

Content I don't know how interns break production And at this point I'm to afraid to ask

The classic "Friday me vs Monday me" time loop of despair! You confidently abandon your code on Friday thinking "I'll remember exactly what I was doing!" Then Monday hits and you're staring at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. Your brain has completely wiped all memory of what that mysterious variable named 'x' was supposed to do, why there's a comment saying "DO NOT DELETE THIS - FIXES EVERYTHING," and why half your functions have names like 'temp_solution_final_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL'. The weekend memory wipe is the true villain of software development.

Content AmT WRONG? No, ifs the COMPILER who are wrong.

Content Well now there is no need for you to be so rude my god 1 thought girls like bad boysespecially bad IT boys with total disregard to support tickets Ohhh baby keep talking what else you doing that's bad Sometimes I just kill the Java process instead of shutting it down gracefully Oh my god I'm there