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Forget P vs NP and the halting problem! The real unsolved mysteries of computer science are the everyday nightmares we pretend don't exist. That moving button that plays hard-to-get just as you're about to click it? Pure evil. And don't get me started on trying to send a simple file between devices—apparently easier than putting humans on Mars, yet somehow still impossible without sacrificing a mechanical keyboard to the tech gods. My personal favorite: web developers somehow making simple text and images consume more memory than the entire Apollo mission. Because nothing says "modern web" like needing 16GB of RAM to read a recipe.

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Content Stephanie McKellop McKellogs learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file. 2016-12-20, 5:36 PM 1,401 RETWEETS 2,652 LIKES Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see explain, real time 3 47 373 09 550 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs - 1d at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, explanations from peers 17 306 468 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d 1 dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration solidarity. 11 43 215 578

Future dating preferences just got hilariously dystopian! 😂 By 2030, forget height and wealth requirements - we'll be swiping left on anyone who wasn't trained on at least 200B parameters! Meanwhile, the robots are just going "beep boop" while secretly planning to replace us all in the dating pool. The AI singularity isn't coming for our jobs first... it's coming for our love lives! Dating apps in 10 years will have a filter for "minimum transformer size" right next to "must love dogs."