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Nothing beats the pure ecstasy of using that little red TrackPoint nub on ThinkPads. Touchscreens? Meh. Mouse? Whatever. But that tiny red dot that barely moves and gives you carpal tunnel after 5 minutes? ABSOLUTE NIRVANA. It's like the keyboard equivalent of preferring dial-up internet because you "enjoy the anticipation." Only true keyboard warriors know the special relationship between a developer and their pointing stick—a relationship that's equal parts Stockholm syndrome and masochism.

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