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Content Me: gathers the courage to ask my first question on stackoverflow First answer DEVPUNS Duplicate, You fucking donkey.

Content Trilobit ProarammerHumor.io Trilobyte

The rarest miracle in the developer universe! Posting a question on StackOverflow without getting it immediately closed as "duplicate" or "not specific enough" is shocking enough. But then—gasp—someone actually answers it? With a solution that WORKS?! This is basically the programming equivalent of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning during a solar eclipse. The escalating shock faces perfectly capture that feeling when you expect public humiliation but somehow end up with working code instead. The true StackOverflow experience: equal parts terror and occasional divine intervention.

Content Only in programming can you fork the parent and execute the child in polite company

Content African wild dogs vote on whether not to go on a hunt by sneezing. If a dominant pair sneezes first, then two additional sneezes will mean a hunt occurs on average. If non-dominant dogs sneeze first, then it typically takes ten additional sneezes to sway the group to hunt. weird-facts.org factsweird

Content Github to replace "master" with alternative term to avoid slavery references Master's degree holders: