Screw Licenses

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The ultimate developer dream state: spend months automating a process down to a single button click, write meticulous documentation that nobody reads, share with colleagues who nod politely, then still get emails asking you to "initiate the process" because nobody wants to touch your beautiful automation. Your job description has essentially become "Professional Button Pusher" with a six-figure salary. The irony? That automation took 300 hours to build but saves exactly 5 minutes per week. But hey, the ROI calculation conveniently ignored your development time!

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