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Game developers know the pain! The guy is happily riding his bike with a stick, then suddenly the stick passes through his body like a ghost because—surprise—no collision detection! In Unity and other game engines, forgetting to add a capsule collider is basically inviting physics to take a vacation. That stick should've bonked him on the head, but instead, it's phasing through him like it's quantum tunneling. Every game dev has had that moment of "why isn't this object interacting with anything?!" only to realize they forgot the most basic component.

The duality of a programmer's spirit in its natural habitat. Coding for hours? "I can do this all day" - we're basically superheroes with headphones. But suggest a 2+ hour meeting about the code we just wrote? Instant surrender. Nothing drains a developer's life force faster than watching the product owner debate whether a button should be blue or slightly-less-blue while your perfectly crafted algorithms gather digital dust. The irony is palpable - we'll happily debug until 3AM but would rather rewrite the entire codebase in COBOL than sit through another "quick sync" that somehow becomes an existential crisis about project timelines.

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The eternal tradeoff of modern programming. Sure, your Haskell/Rust/F# code might be bulletproof with its fancy type system that catches errors before they happen, but good luck getting anything done while you wait for the compiler to finish its philosophical dissertation on why your code is technically correct but morally questionable. The Haskell logo on the forehead is the chef's kiss - peacefully dreaming about monads while your CPU fans scream in agony. Meanwhile, dynamic language devs shipped three features and two bugs while you were still waiting for the first compilation.

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