Rust Is So Difficult

When GitHub hit its billionth repository milestone, they decided to celebrate by... *checks notes*... congratulating someone who created a repo literally named "shit". Talk about anticlimactic! It's like planning a fancy dinner party and the guest of honor shows up in pajamas. This is the programming equivalent of the billionth customer at a supermarket getting confetti and balloons while buying nothing but toilet paper. The contrast between the formal congratulatory message and the crude repo name is just *chef's kiss* perfect comedy. And GitHub's hopeful message about "building something great" just adds that extra layer of unintentional irony. Billions of repositories later and we've peaked at... this. Beautiful.

Content I have a programming question How can I dynamically name variables in a loop

Content "Code compiled successfully" THEN FUCKING ACT LIKE IT

Content Capitalism Communism class MyClass private: int myInt; int myotherInt; int myotherotherInt; ; define private public

Content My friend Me trying to explain my friend what programming is cAn yOu hAck sOmEoNeS iNsTaGrAm aCcOuNt? Me

512GB of RAM?! The absolute AUDACITY of Apple to think I wouldn't immediately fill that with 2,457 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow solutions I'll "read later." That Mac Studio isn't a computer—it's an enabler for my browser tab hoarding addiction! Web developers see all that memory and literally start salivating like it's beachfront property they just inherited. "Finally, I can run my React app, Slack, AND keep my 'JavaScript Promises Explained' tab open without my computer bursting into flames!" 🔥