Rare picture of the Cloud escaping from a datacenter

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When a single question mark costs thousands, but developers are just nodding in solidarity. That feeling when your SQL query drops an entire database because you wrote DELETE FROM users; instead of DELETE FROM users WHERE id=?; and suddenly you're part of an exclusive club no one actually wanted to join. The "I destroyed production with a single character" fraternity has excellent company but terrible benefits.

Content SORRY, YOU ARE OVERQUALIFIED... BOSS

Content MATLAB TERRIBLE IDE "WORKSPACE" FOR GLOBALS POOR LINUX SUPPORT 1-BASED INDEXING END-INCLUSIVE RANGES CELL ARRAYS SEMICOLONS DO NOT END LINES CANNOT INDEX THE RESULT OF A FUNCTION NO RETURN STATEMENTS IDENTICAL INDEXING AND FUNCTION SYNTAX

Content A bug which is really difficult to recreate and fix exists Manager: "Just fix it" Me: My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that ?

Content My grandma calling me a computer genius Me who changed the tv source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2