Project Managers, when they asked to do something on Fri at 4PM

Content This dog can smell successful programmers

Content He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ". " in my code. DOTART DHAMEN

ChatGPT out here killing the comedy industry by explaining its own jokes. The irony of asking for a joke that's "hard to get at first" and then immediately getting a complete breakdown of the punchline is just *chef's kiss*. Stand-up comedians spend years perfecting delivery and timing, meanwhile AI is like "here's the joke AND a detailed explanation of why you should find it funny." Next up: ChatGPT explains why explaining jokes makes them less funny.

First panel: Clippy's annoying cousin "Google Meet Assistant" pops up with those dead, soulless eyes asking if you need help analyzing your meeting for the 47th time. Second panel: You frantically close it, thinking you've finally escaped. Third panel: But wait! The AI assistants are multiplying like gremlins fed after midnight. They're everywhere now, asking if you want to "summarize this," "analyze that," or "improve your productivity" while you just want to end the damn call and go make coffee. The digital equivalent of someone asking "how's it going?" when you have headphones on and are clearly trying to avoid human interaction.

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT DIDN'T HAVE PERMISSIONS SO I WROTE MY APP USING EXCEL AS A DB AND IT GOT APPROVED ghip.com

The duality of developer existence in two frames. Top: Uncontrollable laughter while scrolling through programming memes about bugs you've personally experienced. Bottom: Actual tears when facing those exact same bugs in production at 4:47pm on a Friday. The comedy-to-tragedy pipeline has never been more efficient.