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The BETRAYAL is REAL! You're there, frantically hammering CTRL+C to copy that precious code snippet, and what happens? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Meanwhile, CTRL+V pastes whatever random garbage you copied three hours ago instead of your beautiful, life-saving solution. The clipboard—that digital backstabber—is the reason I have trust issues and stress-eat cookies at 3 AM while debugging. It's like the clipboard is DELIBERATELY waiting for that crucial moment in a demo to completely ghost you!