Poisonous Js

Content Trying random stuff for hours instead of reading the documentation

Content There you go, adding a function... now I'm sure you're gonna get it wrong WHAAAAT?! WHAT THE FK?? You declared a variable and NEVER use it? HOW MANY TIMES DO NEED TO TELL YOU?? Unless you're gonna. OK well I guess that's all rignt then Hmm, I see you've assigned a value. But don't get too confident.. I'm watching you... CommitStrip.com

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The dark art of ad timing has reached villainous perfection. Those sneaky devs who code their pop-ups to appear precisely when your finger is mid-tap deserve a special place in programmer hell. It's the digital equivalent of moving someone's chair right as they're sitting down—except it generates revenue! The diabolical satisfaction when users accidentally click that banner ad for sketchy weight loss pills instead of the tiny X button is basically the modern equivalent of a cartoon evil laugh. And we all know that "accidental" click is worth like 10x the impression revenue. Pure evil genius wrapped in a few lines of JavaScript.

When your actual cat decides to help you debug by pointing at the cat command. The ultimate code review assistant who doesn't judge your terrible bash scripts—just occasionally walks across your keyboard to add random characters as "improvements." Ten years of software engineering and my best technical consultant still has a litterbox.

Content There is no cloud, it's just someone else's computer