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Ah, the classic solo developer paradox. You're the only one touching the codebase, yet somehow Git still manages to throw merge conflicts at you like you're in some distributed team of 50. It's like arguing with yourself and still losing. Probably happened because you coded at 2 AM on your laptop, then continued at 9 AM on your desktop without pulling first. Or maybe you've got multiple personalities and they all prefer different code formatting. Either way, congratulations on making version control complicated in a one-person project. Achievement unlocked.

When you're showing off your 3D modeling skills to non-technical friends and they can't tell the difference between a basic capsule primitive and your meticulously crafted character with proper topology, UV mapping, and rigging. That moment when you've spent 8 hours tweaking vertices and they're like "cool bean shape with eyes."

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Copilot is that "helpful" AI pair programmer who creates more problems than it solves. It's like having an intern who confidently writes myAwesomeVariableThatDoesStuff when your codebase uses snake_case, adds comments like "// This function does things" and then has the audacity to hold your actual productivity hostage behind a paywall. The smug satisfaction on that farmer's face perfectly captures Copilot's attitude: "Sure, I wrote garbage code that violates every convention in your project, but hey... it ain't much, but it's honest work." Honest work my keyboard! It's digital sabotage with a subscription fee.

Ah, the TCP handshake explained through the lens of human decency! On the left, we have UDP (Unsolicited Dick Pics) - a fire-and-forget protocol where data is just hurled into the void with zero confirmation. On the right, TCP (Tasteful Consensual Photos) demonstrates the proper three-way handshake with acknowledgments at every step. This is networking explained in a way that even HR would understand. The TCP side even properly terminates the connection with FIN packets! Meanwhile, UDP is just shouting into the void like that guy who still doesn't understand why he's single. Remember folks: always implement proper handshakes in both your protocols AND your dating life.

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