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The tech industry's obsession with meaningless buzzwords gets absolutely skewered here. "Vibe coder" is just another way of saying "I have no idea what I'm doing but it sounds cool." When confronted with actual Java code (that classic Hello World program), our wannabe developer nearly has a meltdown. It's the perfect representation of those LinkedIn influencers who throw around terms like "synergy architect" and "disruptive thought leader" but would faint at the sight of a for-loop. The true horror isn't the code—it's the realization that eventually someone's going to expect you to write some.

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When someone asks about the "perfect date," most people think romance, but developers think ISO 8601! The responder skipped candlelit dinners and went straight for DD/MM/YYYY formatting—because nothing says "I'm a programmer" like standardizing timestamp formats. The date format wars are real and brutal in codebases worldwide. MM/DD/YYYY fans are typing angry comments right now, while ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD) enthusiasts are smugly nodding in their ergonomic chairs. The perfect relationship? One where you both agree on date formatting conventions.

The classic parental advice "turn it off and let it rest" collides spectacularly with cloud computing reality! While moms everywhere preach the gospel of powering down devices, AWS S3 servers have been running continuously since the early 2000s—becoming digital eldritch horrors that refuse to die. Fun fact: AWS S3 was officially launched in 2006, but the meme exaggerates to emphasize how these servers feel ancient in tech years. They've been silently storing your cat pictures, failed startup data, and that one project you swore you'd finish "next weekend" for what feels like digital eternity. That skeleton isn't just dead—it's transcended death to become one with the server rack. Restarting? That's for mortals with local machines, not for the immortal data gods of the cloud!

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