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The beautiful fantasy of "AI-native" startups where everyone's working together in harmony versus the absolute CHAOS of reality where Claude (the AI assistant) is basically running the entire company while the CEO spirals into an existential crisis about artificial intelligence. Engineering is desperately patching bugs, QA is testing features nobody will ever touch, Marketing is just slapping "AI" on everything like it's magic fairy dust, and Finance is... well, doing whatever crypto bros do with tokens these days. The joke here is that startups claim to be "AI-native" but in reality, they're just one overworked AI chatbot (Claude) holding the whole operation together while humans scramble around pretending they know what they're doing. It's giving "we replaced our entire engineering team with ChatGPT" energy, except somehow even more dystopian.

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